2020 NFL Week 2 Predictions

The season without fans got started without a hitch, giving us fans something to look forward to. And during this pandemic, we need something to look forward to. This weekend is looking to be pretty entertaining, and I can’t wait to relax and watch football. Here are my picks for this weekend’s games.

Last Week’s Score: 10-6

Thursday Night Football: Cincinnati Bengals (0-1) @ Cleveland Browns (0-1)

Two former heisman trophy winning #1 overall draft picks lock horns in primetime TV. The Browns last week….. oh dear lord. Not only did they lose to the Ravens, (which was to be expected) but they were emasculated. They looked awful, and this is going to be a long, long season. The Bengals bungled away the game against the LA Chargers. If it weren’t for the kicker pulling a hammy, Cincy would’ve won the game. Joe Burrow looked pretty good in his debut, and I expect him to have a pretty great performance tonight as well. I’ll be taking the Browns to win in a close game.

Prediction: Browns

Denver Broncos (0-1) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (1-0)

Big Ben is back. After getting elbow surgery he doesn’t seem to have a problem slinging the ball for three touchdowns. The Steelers don’t have James Conner, who got injured after gaining 17 total yards, meaning Benny Snell is going to get the bulk of the carries this weekend. The Broncos offense showed flashes, but weren’t able to win. I think that this game will be a battle of defense and the Steelers are coming out on top.

Prediction: Steelers

Carolina Panthers (0-1) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-1)

The Buccaneers didn’t look great last week. In a battle of defense, the game slipped away from them after Tom Brady threw two crucial interceptions, one of which went for a touchdown. Brady’s next divisional opponent are the Carolina Panthers, who went back and forth with the Raiders and came up short. I think that this week Tom Brady & company will get back on the right track this week against a rebuilding Panthers squad, and show that Brady & Gronk still have something left in the tank.

Prediction: Bucs

San Francisco 49ers (0-1) @ New York Jets (0-1)

How in the heck did the Niners lose to the Cardinals? Don’t get me wrong, the Cardinals have a good offense with Nuk Hopkins but the Niners are the reigning NFC Champions. I guess the Super Bowl hangover is affecting them early. Well, they play what should be an easy tune-up game against the New York Jets, whose offensive line is so bad that Sam Darnold is going to be broken in half by the end of the first quarter. I’ll be taking the Niners to win in a blowout.

Prediction: Niners

Jacksonville Jaguars (1-0) @ Tennessee Titans (1-0)

Of course the Jags would screw up their own tank by beating the Colts. Gardner Minshew had a flawless performance, and honestly has a Ryan Fitzpatrick like way of somehow rallying the troops when they’re obviously tanking. They’re taking on the Titans, who took down the Denver Broncos. I was hoping for a stronger performance from Tannehill, but at least they got the W. They’ll get another W because Derrick Henry is going to feast on the lack of a Jags defense.

Prediction: Titans

New York Giants (0-1) @ Chicago Bears (1-0)

Chicago started their season off with a comeback victory against the sadsack Detroit Lions. Their comeback win may have helped cement Mitch Trubisky as their franchise quarterback, which means everyone loses. And there are reports that Allen Robinson isn’t happy in Chicago and may be on the trading block. The Bears host the New York Football Giants, who look somehow worse than when Ben McAdoo was coaching. Saquon was outgained by Big Ben. I’m not joking. I’ll be taking the Chicago Bears to pick up the dub thanks to Joe Judge not being a good fit as a head coach.

Prediction: Bears

Los Angeles Rams (1-0) @ Philadelphia Eagles (0-1)

The Eagles have a bad O-line. They gave up eight sacks last week and that played a huge part in them blowing a 17-0 lead and losing to the rechristened Washington Football Team. Now they play the LA Rams and…. Oh no. We saw Aaron Donald throw down two Cowboys lineman and chokeslam Zeke. Wentz is in deep trouble. The Rams beat the Cowboys, but this game is a foregone conclusion in my eyes. A banged up Philly offensive line plus the wrath of Aaron Donald equals the Rams winning in dominant fashion.

Prediction: Rams

Minnesota Vikings (0-1) @ Indianapolis Colts (0-1)

Two teams with gunslinging quarterbacks that got a bad start to their season. The Vikings were in a shootout with the Packers, but lost. Cousins played a solid game, only having six incompletions and two TDs. They’re travelling to Indianapolis to take on the Colts. Speaking of, how did the Colts lose to that Jacksonville team? They’re deliberately tanking and they still managed to beat the Colts. 

Prediction: Vikings

Detroit Lions (0-1) @ Green Bay Packers (1-0)

The Lions blew yet another lead against the Bears, and the game went right through the hands of D’Andre Swift. Typical Detroit, victory slipping through their grasp and showing how inept they are. They’re on the road this week against the Green Bay Packers. It looks like A-Rod is having a ‘screw you guys’ type of season after the Packers drafted his replacement. I’ll be taking the Packers to win in a huge blowout. 

Prediction: Packers

Atlanta Falcons (0-1) @ Dallas Cowboys (0-1) 

MiKe McCaRtHy wAs SuPpOsEd To MaKe EvErYtHiNg BeTtEr. The Cowboys defense couldn’t stop the Rams offense and screens to save their lives. Their season’s start somehow gets worse when Blake Jarwin and Leighton Vander Esch are out for the season. They play their first home game of the year against the Atlanta Falcons, who I honestly can’t tell if they’re good or not. They have a super talented offense, but because of bad coaching and horrendous defense, they’re trapped in a pit of mediocrity. That showed when Seattle teabagged them into oblivion last week. I’ll be taking the Cowboys to win thanks to Zeke running all over the Falcons defense.

Prediction: Cowboys

Buffalo Bills (1-0) @ Miami Dolphins (0-1)

Miami put up a heck of a fight against the Pats but of course, Miami lost.  They may not be deep into a tank, their QB of the future isn’t ready to lead the charge yet. Josh Allen carved the Jets defense, throwing for 312 yards and three total TDs. This game isn’t going to be much of a contest as the Bills take a definitive lead in the AFC East.

Prediction: Bills

Washington Football Team (1-0) @ Arizona Cardinals (1-0)

Here are two teams I’m really impressed with after last week. First let’s talk about the Cardinals. Upsetting the reigning NFC Champions and getting Hopkins a career high 14 catches. Kyler getting things done in the air and on the ground, last week showed a glimmer of the offensive potential this team has. Then let’s talk about Washington. Going in as the underdogs, they quickly went down 17-0. Then the defense woke up. The D-line annihilated Carson Wentz, registering eight sacks on the day and helping the offense score 27 unanswered points. The offense wasn’t great, but the defense looks nasty. Chase Young made an immediate impact, getting 1.5 sacks including a strip sack and Ryan Kerrigan becoming the franchise’s all time sack leader. This is going to be one of my games to look out for because it looks like it could be a fun matchup. I’ll be taking the Cardinals to win, but they won’t walk out unscathed.

Prediction: Cards

Baltimore Ravens (1-0) @ Houston Texans (0-1)

Bill O’Brien is an idiot. After trading away DeAndre Hopkins in the offseason, the Texans offense completely stalled. Don’t get me wrong, David Johnson looked solid for like a series or two, but the Texans offense couldn’t match the endless firepower of Kansas City. They have another tough challenge this week in the form of the Baltimore Ravens. The Ravens obliterated the Browns, Lamar Jackson continuing his offensive dominance as he goes for a repeat MVP campaign. I’ll be taking Baltimore to win in a dominant blowout.

Prediction: Ravens

Kansas City Chiefs (1-0) @ Los Angeles Chargers (1-0)

Another game, another Kansas City blowout. They demolished the Houston Texans, easily flexing their might and showing everyone that Clyde Edwards-Helaire is a beast. The reigning champs look unstoppable and the next team to feel their wrath are the LA Chargers. They barely beat a Bengals team deep in their rebuild, and honestly they’re going to get crushed. 

Prediction: Chiefs

Sunday Night Football: New England Patriots (1-0) @ Seattle Seahawks (1-0)

The Cam Newton era got off to as good of a start as it could’ve after beating the Miami Dolphins. Cam is looking like the Cam of old with two rushing TDs.  Seattle flexed their might against the Falcons, with Russell Wilson playing a near-flawless game with four touchdown passes in a dominant victory. It’ll be weird in Seattle without the 12th man, but I think they’ll still beat the Pats.

Prediction: Seahawks

Monday Night Football: New Orleans Saints (1-0) @ Las Vegas Raiders (1-0)

The Saints had a rough start although they beat the Buccaneers. Michael Thomas is injured, and Drew Brees didn’t play very well. This is a bit concerning, but without a preseason, the first couple of weeks are getting the kinks out. The Saints are going on the road against the Las Vegas Raiders. Josh Jacobs has quickly become the heart and soul of the offense, scoring three touchdowns and 140 total yards. 

Prediction: Saints

2020 NFL Week 1 Predictions

In the hellish landscape that is 2020, it looks like football is finally coming back. To be honest, I have no idea how long this season is going to last. I have hopes that it’ll go the full length of the season, but I’m not expecting it. Here are my picks for the kickoff week of the 2020 season.

Last Season’s Score: 163-93

2020 NFL Kickoff Game: Houston Texans (0-0) @ Kansas City Chiefs (0-0)

For the first time in fifty years, the Kansas City Chiefs are on top of the football mountain. Their first test in their quest for a retention are the Houston Texans, a familiar foe from last year’s playoff run. However, this is a Houston team without their game changing #1 wide receiver because Bill O’Brien traded him for an injury prone David Johnson, a moldy gas station hot dog, and a couple pieces of stale chewing gum. Without Hopkins, Houston won’t have the firepower to match Kansas City, and the Chiefs will get a huge feel good win.

Prediction: Chiefs

Las Vegas Raiders (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

The first game in the era of the Las Vegas Raiders is on the road in Charlotte. The Raiders built a solid foundation after tanking into annihilation with Josh Jacobs, Tyrell Williams, and Clelin Ferrell. As for the Panthers, they have a new regime with Matt Rhule, and Teddy Bridgewater looking to revive his career, but the offense still runs through McCaffrey. Literally. This won’t be much of a shootout and I’ll be going with the Las Vegas Raiders.

Prediction: Raiders

Philadelphia Eagles (0-0) @ Washington Football Team (0-0)

The offensive R word  name has been retired (88 years too late if you ask me) and for the time being, they’re going to be called the football team. Ehh, it’s better than nothing but they could’ve done better. I’m excited to see the debut of #2 overall pick Chase Young, and how much Dwayne Haskins has improved in the offseason. They take on their division rival Philadelphia Eagles, who are hoping that everyone is healthy this time around. While this is going to be an entertaining game, I’ll be taking the Philadelphia Eagles to give Riverboat Ron a bad start in DC. Speaking of, prayers up for Ron as he began cancer treatment this week.

Prediction: Eagles

Seattle Seahawks (0-0) @ Atlanta Falcons (0-0)

Are the Falcons good? I mean, they have Todd Gurley, but I don’t know how he’s going to perform after getting arthritis in his knee. I’m interested to see how well Gurley does in Atlanta, because the dude is 25 and has a lot left in the tank. I hope he gets his career back on track. Seattle is travelling to Georgia & are hoping to regain control of the NFC West from Kyle Shanahan’s Niners.

Prediction: Seahawks

New York Jets (0-0) @ Buffalo Bills (0-0)

Tom Brady is gone. It’s time for a new team to try and snatch the crown from Darth Belichick’s icy grasp. One of these two teams could do it.  Although the Jets had some misfires, they won six of their last eight games. They improved their o line and got some receivers. As for the Bills, they only got better with the huge acquisition of Stefon Diggs, giving theory cannon armed QB something they desperately need: a reliable big game wideout. I’ll be taking the Bills to pick up the W thanks to Diggs burning the Jets defense.

Prediction: Bills

Indianapolis Colts (0-0) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (0-0)
Minshew Mania will be running wild, but the Jags are tanking. They’re setting Gardner Minshew up to fail, and the #LoseforLawrence campaign starts with the Colts at home. The Colts are also in need of a long term solution at quarterback, but for now they’ll have to settle for a soon to be 39 year old Philip Rivers. After drafting Michael Pittman and Jonathan Taylor, they’re going all in on what little time Rivers has left. I’ll be taking the Colts to win because they’re the only team actually trying to win.

Prediction: Colts

Chicago Bears (0-0) @ Detroit Lions (0-0)

This season is the last shot for Mitchell Trubisky. This is as good of a chance to prove he should keep his job as any as the Bears go on the road to Detroit. This season is also the last shot for Matt Patricia, who has proven that he is incompetent as a head coach. I’m sure that Jeff Okuda will get a pick, but I’m still taking the Chicago Bears because they actually have an offense.

Prediction: Bears

Miami Dolphins (0-0) @ New England Patriots (0-0)

For the first time since 2000, Tom Brady won’t be the opening day starter in Boston. It’s the Cam Newton show now. This is Cam’s audition game and there couldn’t be a better opponent than the Miami Dolphins, who are fresh off of tanking into oblivion. Miami has some good new pieces in Byron Jones, Jordan Howard, and a quarterback of the future. I think that it’ll be a close game because Ryan Fitzmagic is alway good to start the season, but I’ll be taking the Patriots.

Prediction: New England

Cleveland Browns (0-0) @ Baltimore Ravens (0-0)

I feel bad for Baker Mayfield. Going into his third season, Baker is on his fourth head coach (Hue Jackson, Gregg Williams, Freddie Kitchens, Kevin Stefanski). As for the Baltimore Ravens, they’ve gotten even better in the offseason with their first round pick Patrick Queen & a healthy Hollywood Brown. As much as I have hope for the Browns, they’re going to get stamped into the dirt.

Prediction: Ravens

Green Bay Packers (0-0) @ Minnesota Vikings (0-0)

The Vikings aren’t looking too hot. After losing a lot of key players such as Xavier Rhodes, Everson Griffen, and Stefon Diggs, they’ll have to rely more on Kirk Cousins than ever before. And after their offensive coordinator went to Cleveland. The Packers didn’t exactly get worse, but they didn’t get better either, not even investing in a new weapons for A-Rod, but instead drafting his replacement. Even so, with the gutted defense in Minnesota I’ll be taking the Packers thanks to the might of A-Rod.

Prediction: Packers

Los Angeles Chargers (0-0) @ Cincinnati Bengals (0-0)

I was hoping that this was going to be a matchup between two top 10 draft picks, but the Chargers named Tyrod Taylor the opening day starter. But this is a momentous day in Cincinnati. We get to see the return of AJ Green and the debut of National Champion Heisman Trophy winner Joe Burrow. I don’t know how AJ Green will do because this is the first time he’s suited up in two years. As for Derwin James, he’s going to miss his second straight season too after having to get surgery. I’ll be taking the Bengals to beat the Chargers and give the Bengals faithful something they haven’t had in a long time: positivity.

Prediction: Bengals

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-0) @ New Orleans Saints (0-0)

This is the game I’m really anticipated for. Two of the greatest quarterbacks of all time going head to head. Yes, Tom Brady decided to leave Foxborough, Mass and take his talents down south in Tampa Bay. He’s got two great weapons in Mike Evans and Chris Godwin, plus a freshly un-retried Gronk! The Saints, like the Buccaneers are going all in to try to get a legend one last run at glory. I think this is going to be a points fest, Brady and Brees going back and forth to see which old man is the greatest of them all. I’ll be taking NOLA to win thanks to a last minute field goal.

Prediction: Saints in a nail-biter

Arizona Cardinals (0-0) @ San Francisco 49ers (0-0)

Two high powered offenses clash in the bay. Why would I say Arizona has a high powered offense? Kyler Murray and DeAndre Hopkins, that’s why. The unstoppable run game of San Fran vs the flashy offense in Phoenix. This game is one of my sleeper picks for the best game of the week, but I’ll be taking the Niners to win thanks to their bone-crushing pass rush.

Prediction: Niners

Sunday Night Football: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Los Angeles Rams (0-0)

The Boys are in primetime as they face the Rams in a 2018 playoff rematch. But both of these teams have changed since then. The Cowboys fired Jason Garrett and got Mike McCarthy. The Rams cut Todd Gurley and gave Jalen Ramsey a mega contract. Speaking of, Ramsey’s contract has 71 million guaranteed. I don’t know about y’all, but that seems like a bit much for a DB don’t ya think? Anyway, this game is going to be the Cowboys flexing their offensive might on the Rams D, with Zeke bulldozing everyone and a great debut game from first round pick CeeDee Lamb.

Prediction: Cowboys

Monday Night Football: Pittsburgh Steelers (0-0) @ New York Giants (0-0)

This is a rough first day on the job  for Joe Judge as the New York Football Giants host the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Giants have some potential with Barkley and Danny Dimes, but they’re still in full rebuild mode.  I know Big Ben is coming back from getting elbow surgery, but the Steelers are one of the better teams in the NFL with a solid offense and a bone crunching defense. The first monday night football game is going to be a beatdown & the Steelers are going to look dominant.

Prediction: Steelers

Monday Night Football: Tennessee Titans (0-0) @ Denver Broncos (0-0)

I think that Denver is a sleeper team this year. After going all in on Drew Lock and getting him some weapons, their offense could be great. But with some bad news, Von Miller may have suffered a season ending injury this week, and that is going to be a huge blow to their defense. The Titans are looking to continue their momentum after going to the AFC Championship last year, managing to sign both Derrick Henry and Ryan Tannehill long term, and just last week signing free agent pass rusher Jadeveon Clowney. I’ll be taking the Broncos to win a close MNF matchup to cap off a hopefully great weekend of football.

Prediction: Broncos

2020 NFL Free Agency Recap

This year’s free agency period has been wild, and something that can truly shift the NFL’s paradigm for years to come. There are many big name players that are going to be on new teams this next season. Tom Brady, Calais Campbell, DeAndre Hopkins, to name a few. There are some big names who haven’t found a new team yet, like Jadeveon Clowney, Jameis Winston, and Cam Newton. We’ll have to see where they end up, but for right now, here’s my 2020 NFL Free Agency Recap.

Amari Cooper signed 5 year, $100 Million Deal to stay in Dallas

Amari Cooper isn’t going anywhere. After franchise tagging Dak Prescott, the Cowboys decided to break the bank for Cooper and give him a nine digit payday with at least $60 Million of it being guaranteed. With that, Byron Jones left in free agency, leaving the secondary without a leader. Even so, Amari’s contract is the second highest in football behind Julio Jones, and while he is a great weapon for Dak in Dallas, I’m not sure that I’d pay a receiver THAT much money. Either way, Dallas would’ve been in a tough spot if they paid Dak or Cooper. The thing is, Cooper turned down a very substantial offer from the Redskins, even more than what Dallas offered him to stay. Dak and Cooper have very good chemistry, and for their sake, I’m glad Cooper’s in town. Dak on the other hand, we’ll have to wait.

Tom Brady signed a 2 year $50 Million Deal with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

The Tom Brady stranglehold of the AFC is officially over, and he signed with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, which means that Jameis is out of a job in Tampa. The 42 year old’s contract is fully guaranteed, along with an extra $13.5 in incentives. This could shift the paradigm in the AFC, meaning that New England’s reign of terror could finally come to an end. The Bucs offense could be terrifying now, because Brady doesn’t turn the ball over on an enormous rate. All he has to do is try not to get killed by Tampa’s O-Line. Now, the question is, why Tampa Bay? Everyone was thinking that Brady would go to the Chargers. It would’ve made sense because they have a much more complete roster, and they’re closer to a run than Tampa Bay is. One reason is that Raymond James Stadium is going to be the host site for Super Bowl LV next year. To truly prove that he’s the best ever, he could be the first quarterback to not only make it to ten Super Bowls, but start one in their home stadium. Similarly to LeBron James, there are lots of players who are wanting to get a ring in Tampa Bay. If Tampa truly is ‘all in’ with Tommy Touchdown, then the NFC South just got a lot more interesting.

Philip Rivers signed a 1 year, $25 Million Deal with the Indianapolis Colts

Looks like Rivers wanted a change of scenery, and he will get just that with the Colts. After having consistently one of the worst offensive lines in the league, to one of the best. This will most likely be Philip Rivers’ ‘Swan Song,’ with him trying to get one final run at the Super Bowl before calling it a career. Honestly, I feel kinda bad for Jacoby, having to sit on the bench yet again after assuming the mantle of leader in lieu of Andrew Luck’s retirement. Maybe Rivers can get one last playoff run before retiring.

Calais Campbell traded to the Baltimore Ravens for a 5th Round Pick

I get he’s 33 years old, but the 2017 defensive player of the year is still a productive pass rusher, getting 31.5 sacks in his three seasons in Duval. Now he will be the anchor of what was already the league’s fourth ranked defense. Calais Campbell has the best chance to win a ring now, and he’ll fill that veteran leader role that Terrell Suggs played to a T. He still has some fuel left in the tank, and he’s going to prove that as the premiere pass rusher in the Charm City.

Ryan Tannehill signed a 4 year, $118 Million Deal to stay with the Tennessee Titans

After franchise tagging the league’s rushing champ Derrick Henry, they paid Ryan Tannehill nearly $120 Million. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of Tannehill and I’m happy he got that extension, it’s just that I think he may have gotten a bit too much money. I hope he keeps up the momentum from last season, and he can truly be the leader of this team. After letting Marcus Mariota walk away to free agency, he is truly their guy. As long as they can keep Derrick Henry long term, then Tannehill should have a productive future in Nashville.

Darius Slay traded to the Philadelphia Eagles for a 3rd and 5th Round Pick

Big Play Slay is heading to the City of Brotherly Love. After a rift formed between him and head coach Matt Patricia, alongside the Lions signing Desmond Trufant, Slay was very adamant and vocal about wanting a trade. Well, he got his wish. He will have to be the big name DB that the Eagles desire, as well as the leader of the secondary after Malcolm Jenkins signed with New Orleans. Let’s hope that Big Play Slay can still make big plays with a coach he likes.

Todd Gurley signed a 1 year, $5 Million deal with the Atlanta Falcons 

Todd Gurley is coming home. One day after getting released, the 25 year old is going to one of the most potent offensive attacks in football. It’s astonishing to me that over the course of a year, Todd Gurley went from the highest paid running back in the game, to a free agent signing a one year deal. While part of that is due to him developing arthritis in his knee, Todd Gurley is still going to be the lead back in Atlanta after the Falcons released Devonta Freeman. He has the potential to be a very dangerous weapon with Matt Ryan at the helm, but we’ll have to see thanks to his knee. 

Nick Foles traded to the Chicago Bears for a compensatory 4th Round Pick

After reports of possibly trying to trade for Cam Newton, and even having a deal with Teddy Bridgewater in the works, the Chicago Bears have traded a compensatory fourth round pick. That’s a pretty good deal considering the albatross of a contract he signed last year with the Jaguars. Now he is going to compete for the starting job with Mitchell Trubisky, who may be on his way out of not just Chicago, but the NFL as a whole. If Foles does win the job, we’ll have to see if he still has some magic left in him. 

Kirk Cousins signed a 2 year, $66 Million extension to stay with the Minnesota Vikings

Captain Kirk is under contract until 2023. And with this extension, Cousins will walk away from Minnesota with at least $145 Million in guaranteed money. He played well last year, posting a career high 107.1 QBR. However, I think his production is going to take a bit of a hit after Diggs got traded. Outside of Adam Theilen, Dalvin Cook and Kyle Rudolph, the Vikings don’t have a lot of pass catching weapons. They need to address their receiving corps in the draft with one of the two first round picks they have this year after trading away Diggs. 

Stefon Diggs and a 7th Round Pick traded to the Buffalo Bills for a 2020 1st, 5th, and 6 round picks and a 2021 4th round pick

This was one of the bigger deals of free agency because it was so unexpected. Although there were rumors of Diggs being traded, nobody really thought it’d happen, especially with the Bills. Now Josh Allen has a big time #1 receiver, and hopefully that’ll help him develop as a passer. Honestly, a top receiver is something that the Bills haven’t had in years, and will hopefully take Buffalo’s offense to the next level.

Austin Hooper signed a 4 year $44 Million deal with the Cleveland Browns

Baker has another weapon in Austin Hooper. Although they have promising tight end David Njoku, Hooper is a reliable pass catcher, but he is also a great blocking tight end, and that’ll help in the run game with arguably the most explosive running back tandem in the NFL. I do think it’s interesting that he signed an $11 million a year deal, but let’s hope that he can help Baker develop and rebound from his disastrous sophomore season.

DeAndre Hopkins and a Fourth Round pick traded to the Arizona Cardinals for David Johnson, a 2020 Second Round Pick, and a 2021 Fourth Round Pick

This has got to be one of the most boneheaded decisions not just that Bill O’Brien has ever made, but in the history of the NFL. In the past 3 seasons, Hopkins has had 31 TDs. David Johnson has had 33 in his entire career. I know they Texans signed Randal Cobb, but he isn’t a #1 receiver. Now, as for the obvious winners, their offense just got a lot more deadlier. Hopkins and Larry Fitzgerald will be the most sure fire pass catching duo, because they almost never drop passes. What makes this deal even more ludicrous, is that the Texans didn’t even get a first round pick for Hopkins. They don’t even have a first round pick this year after trading for Tunsil and Stills. Even with a deep class of receivers, they won’t draft one with the caliber of someone like DeAndre Hopkins, or even a true #1 receiver. Bill O’Brien should’ve been fired after the divisional game, and this trade magnifies that fact.

DeForest Buckner traded to the Indianapolis Colts for the 13th Overall Pick

The Colts needed an anchor on the defensive line, and now they got one. They traded for DeForest Buckner, who was a key piece in the most loaded defensive line in the league. Buckner will be a huge piece of the Colts’ run defense, and the second highest paid defensive tackle in the league behind Aaron Donald. He is also a great pass rusher and generates tons of pressure, getting 19.5 sacks over the past two seasons. I think he’s going to have a very productive tenure in Indy, and try to get Philip Rivers one last playoff run.

Byron Jones signed a 5 year, $82.5 Million Deal with the Miami Dolphins

Byron Jones got all of the money he wanted after walking out of Dallas, becoming the highest paid corner of all time with 54.5 Million guaranteed. He’s a decent corner, but for that much? Jeez. I mean, the guy can break up passes, but he hasn’t gotten an interception since 2017. Nonetheless, he’s going to make a good CB duo with Xavien Howard. Maybe Miami’s secondary won’t get completely torched next year. If Miami uses one of their first round picks on a safety, then maybe their defense will be slightly better than being completely atrocious. 

Teddy Bridgewster signed a 3 year, $63 Million Deal with the Carolina Panthers

Looks like Carolina has found their new guy, and after Kyle Allen got traded and Cam got released, Matt Rhule is fully behind Teddy Bridgewater. After proving he can still play, I’m glad that Teddy is getting an opportunity to start again. They’ll have to address tight end and offensive line, but I’m sure that Teddy is going to do just fine with Christian McCaffrey and DJ Moore. I’m not sure how well the Panthers are going to do next year after completely rehauling everything and the retirement of Luke Keuchley, but I’ll be rooting for Teddy Bridgewater.

Jimmy Graham signed a 2 year, $16 Million Deal with the Chicago Bears

He may not be as high profile of a player as he was in New Orleans, but Jimmy Graham could help out Trubisky/Foles as a good option. He had a flat season in Green Bay, but he still averages around 50-60 catches, and could be a good check down target. Hopefully Graham can have a couple of good, productive seasons in Chicago. I think that this is going to be Jimmy Graham’s last stop, and maybe he’ll get to end his career on a high note.

2019 NFL Week 15 Predictions

The weather may be colder, but the football is only heating up from here, with many teams on the cusp of elimination. These last few weeks are the most important in any given football season, with any game being make or break. Who is going to get knocked out this week, and who is going to stay alive? Let’s find out with my picks for this weekend’s games.

Playoff Scenarios

AFC Clinching Scenarios

Ravens Clinch AFC North: Win or Steelers loss/tie

Ravens Clinch First Round Bye: Win + Patriots loss/tie, or win + Chiefs loss/tie, or tie + Chiefs loss

Ravens Clinch Home-Field Advantage: Win + Patriots loss + Chiefs loss/tie

Bills Clinch Playoff Berth: Win

Patriots Clinch Playoff Berth: Win/tie

Clinched: Ravens, Chiefs

AFC Elimination Scenarios

Broncos Eliminated: loss, or Steelers win/tie, or Titans/Texans tie

Raiders Eliminated: loss + Steelers win/tie, loss + Texans/Titans tie, or tie + Colts loss + Titans clinch at least a tie in strength of victory

Colts Eliminated: loss, or tie + Steelers win/tie

Browns Eliminated: loss + Steelers win/tie, loss + Texans/Titans tie, or tie + Steelers win

Already Eliminated: Dolphins, Jets, Bengals, Chargers, Jaguars

NFC Clinching Scenarios

Packers Clinch Playoff Berth: Win + Rams loss/tie, or tie + Rams loss

Niners Clinch Playoff Berth: Win/tie, or Rams loss/tie, or Vikings loss + Packers loss

Seahawks Clinch Playoff Berth: Win + Rams loss/tie, or win + Vikings loss, or win + Packers loss + Vikings tie, or tie + Rams loss

Clinched: Saints

NFC Elimination Scenarios

Bears Eliminated: loss + Vikings win, or loss + Rams win

Already Eliminated: Giants, Falcons, Cardinals, Lions, Redskins, Buccaneers, Panthers
Last Week’s Score: 9-7

Overall Score: 130-78

Thursday Night Football: New York Jets (5-8) @ Baltimore Ravens (11-2)

Lamar Jackson has become the second quarterback in NFL History to rush for 1,000 yards in a season. If that doesn’t give him the MVP, I don’t know what will. They had a defensive battle against the Buffalo Bills, but in the end they came out on top and clinched a spot in the playoffs. Now they control their destiny to not only win the AFC North, but can nab the #1 seed and home-field advantage throughout the playoffs with a little bit of shenanigans. The Ravens are going to do their part and crush the New York Jets.

Prediction: Ravens

Philadelphia Eagles (6-7) @ Washington Redskins (3-10)

The Redskins have finally been eliminated from playoff contention. The Redskins got beaten down and have some key injuries to Ryan Kerrigan, Derrius Guice, and Dwayne Haskins. Respect to Dwayne for his toughness, but this game proved that Washington has learned nothing from the RGIII situation. Haskins shouldn’t have been playing on that bad ankle. The Eagles beat the New York Football Giants in overtime on Monday Night Football, putting themselves in position to overtake the Dallas Cowboys and first place in the NFC East. They’ll do just that, even with a bunch of practice squad receivers. The Redskins are going to do everything in their power to hand Philly the game. Let’s hope they don’t screw it up.

Prediction: Eagles by 20

Houston Texans (8-5) @ Tennessee Titans (8-5)

Man, the Texans got smacked last week. They let the Broncos put up 38 points. Even with that loss, they’re still technically in first place of the AFC South. Now, we’ll have to see if they can hold on to that lead because they got a pivotal matchup against the Tennessee Titans. The Titans are riding a four game winning streak thanks to yet another lights-out performance from Ryan Tannehill. He completed 78% of his passes and threw for 391 yards. Honestly, he is the guy going forward in Tennessee, and if I were Mike Vrabel, I’d build the offense around him. I’m going to pick the Texans to rebound, win this game and be in position to clinch the division.

Prediction: Texans

Miami Dolphins (3-10) @ New York Giants (2-11)

For the second week in a row, the Miami Dolphins are going back to the Meadowlands. They barely lost to the Jets, but they remembered they had to preserve the tank. Now they have a super tough test in store in terms of the New York Football Giants, who have lost their ninth straight game. Right now this game is all about draft position. The Giants have the second pick, and the Dolphins have the fourth pick. In this crapfest, I’m going to pick the Giants to continue to tank and secure the second pick in the draft.

Prediction: Dolphins

Chicago Bears (7-6) @ Green Bay Packers (10-3)

I’m surprised that the 200th meeting of the NFL’s oldest rivalry isn’t on primetime television. The Chicago Bears are in a dangerous position right now. They need to win out essentially to get in the playoffs. Mitchell Trubisky has played well over the past couple of weeks, throwing for 300+ yards and leading the Bears to crucial wins over the Detroit Lions and the Dallas Cowboys. Mitch needs to play the perfect game to upend A-Rod and the Packers at home, and for Khalil Mack to be the killing machine he’s supposed to be. I’m expecting this to be a close game, and I’m going to pick the Packers to come out on top.

Prediction: Packers

New England Patriots (10-3)  @ Cincinnati Bengals (1-12)

A lot of people are giving up on New England after they lost back to back games, although this one had a little bit of referee shenanigans. Now they’re in to Cincinnati, and they’re going to easily rebound. This is basically going to be like playing a game of Madden on rookie.

Prediction: Patriots

Seattle Seahawks (10-3) @ Carolina Panthers (5-8)

The Seahawks were upset last week on Sunday Night Football, but still have a playoff spot locked up. Now they play a rebuilding Carolina Panthers, whose interim head coach will be in for a bad time. The Seahawks are going to win and win big.

Prediction: Seahawks

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (6-7) @ Detroit Lions (3-9-1)

Jameis Winston is having the best season of his career. He is three touchdowns away from beating his career high, and already has hit his career highs in passing yards, interceptions, and sacks. Like my friend Brodie says, if they get a better defense and Jameis cuts down in his turnovers, the Bucs could be scary next year. Now they’re playing the fellow sadsack Lions, who have lost their sixth consecutive game, the second longest losing streak in the league behind the Giants. I just think that this is going to be the game where Jameis Winston looks like the franchise guy he’s supposed to be as the Bucs blow the Lions out of the water. As long as Jameis doesn’te decide to throw a b unch of picks.

Prediction: Buccaneers

Denver Broncos (5-8) @ Kansas City Chiefs (9-4)

Congratulations to the Chiefs for not only beating the Patriots, but clinching the AFC West. Everyone in the NFL rejoiced that day, and the Chiefs now have another shot at the big dance. Getting a first round bye though, will require a nice amount of shenanigans. But The Chiefs could have a tough challenge in the Denver Broncos, who have seemed to finally found their answer at quarterback in Drew Lock. If you guys remember back a couple of months ago, The Chiefs won in a close game thanks to the injury to Patrick Mahomes. Well, Pat’s healthy this time around, and I think that the wrath of Mahomes will be poured out on the Broncos. This game will not be pretty.

Prediction: Chiefs

Jacksonville Jaguars (4-9) @ Oakland Raiders (6-7)

This is an important game in the history of the Oakland Raiders. The reason is that this week’s game is the soon to be Las Vegas Raiders’ final game in Oakland before the move next year. I’m sure that the Raider Nation is going to be very appreciative and not completely boo the Raiders off the field and destroy the place. Raider fans don’t have a violent reputation or anything, the Black Hole is a shadow of what it used to be. Last week Jacksonville was murdered by the Chargers, letting Rivers not only get out of his slump, throwing for 314 yards and three touchdowns without throwing a single pick. I’m going to pick the Raiders to end their time in Oakland on a high note with a win. I just hope they get out of there as fast as they can. The hatred and rioting will be legendary.

Prediction: Raiders

Cleveland Browns (6-7) @ Arizona Cardinals (3-9-1)

Two former Heisman Trophy winning teammates at Oklahoma are going to duke it out. These teams may still be in the rebuilding stage, but this should still be a pretty entertaining game to watch. The Browns continue to have problems, with Odell allegedly wanting out of Cleveland, and Freddie Kitchens losing the team. It’s obvious that he isn’t the right answer at head coach, and the Browns will once again be on the search. The Cardinals lost a close one to the Steelers. They played well, but at the end of the day they were outcoached by Mike Tomlin. The Cardinals have the potential to be an electrifying team, it just takes some time for a proper rebuild. I’m taking the Browns to win in a shootout.

Prediction: Browns

Minnesota Vikings (9-4) @ Los Angeles Chargers (5-8)

The Chargers have been eliminated from playoff contention, and Rivers has gotten out of his slump, with back to back games with a QBR of over 100. I wish that the Chargers won a game or two more, because they’re way too talented to have this kind of record. The Vikings easily dispatched of the Detroit Lions, remaining one game behind the Packers. I’m going to pick the Vikings to beat the Chargers on the road, and get ready for a very pivotal NFC North matchup against the Packers on the night before Christmas Eve.

Prediction: Vikings

Atlanta Falcons (4-9) @ San Francisco 49ers (11-2)

The Niners and the Saints had the game of the year last week, with the Niners proving that they’re the top team in the NFC. All the Niners have to do is win this week and they’ve officially locked up a playoff berth. If the Niners beat the Rams next week, then not only have they locked up the NFC West, but they’ll all but guaranteed to have the top seed in the NFC. Atlanta beat down the Panthers and their new head coach Perry Fewell. This game isn’t going to be like the Niners-Saints game last week, but more of a complete and utter beatdown. I’m going with San Fran.

Prediction: Niners

Los Angeles Rams (8-5) @ Dallas Cowboys (6-7)

Don’t worry Cowgirl fans, Garrett will be fired after y’all lose in the divisional round. That is, if y’all even make it to the playoffs. The Dallas Cowboys have lost three games in a row, and now four of their last five games. Now they squandered what should’ve been an easy runaway division lead. The Eagles are in the driver’s seat now. Next week is pivotal because the winner of that game wins the dumpster fire that is the NFC East. The LA Rams had a statement win last week against the Seahawks, potentially ruining their chances of winning the NFC West. For both of these clubs, winning is the name of the game if they want to get to the big dance. I’m going with the LA Rams to keep up their momentum, and potentially bury the Cowboys.

Prediction: Rams

Sunday Night Football: Buffalo Bills (9-4) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (8-5)

Last week was a minor setback for the Bills, but all they have to do now is win and they’re in for the second time this millennium, and the second time in three years. This is the best Buffalo has looked in years, and with a mountain of shenanigans, The Bills could win the AFC East and get a first round bye in the playoffs. They have a tough test in a battered but still valiant Pittsburgh Steelers squad with their third string QB, Devlin ‘Duck’ Hodges. Hodges. Honestly, my pick for coach of the year this year is Mike Tomlin. Why? Because he’s lost his megastar running back and receiver in the off-season, his starting and backup quarterbacks, and James Connor, yet still has the Steelers in the thick of the playoff hunt. This game is going to be a tight defensive battle, but I’m going to pick the Bills to lock up a playoff spot.

Prediction: Bills

Monday Night Football: Indianapolis Colts (6-7)  New Orleans Saints (10-3)

The Saints came up short in a game for the ages. More than 130 first downs, 900 combined yards, and 93 combined points. Wow. What a game. They still have a chance at possibly getting a first round bye, but still don’t have much to worry about in the playoff scope since they’ve already clinched the NFC South. Now they play the Colts, who are in ‘win now mode,’ because the next game they lose, they are done. They lost to the Buccaneers in a shootout last week, even with Jameis’ attempt at giving them the game. I’m going to go with the New Orleans Saints to eliminate the Colts, and try to get the second seed in the NFC.

Prediction: Saints

The Life and Legacy of Chuck Noll

When it comes to the greatest coaches of all time, there are names like Bill Belichick, Mike Ditka, Tom Landry & Bill Walsh. However, a name that’s gotten skipped over is one of the most dominant coaches of the 1970s, Chuck Noll. The man who helped build the Steel Curtain and was a part of all six of the Pittsburgh Steelers Super Bowl winning teams as a coach & administrator. Here’s a look back at the life & legacy of the architect of the Steel Curtain, and the catalyst of the Steelers’ run of dominance for more than forty years, Chuck Noll.

Early Life & Collegiate Career

Charles Henry Noll was born on January 5, 1932 in Cleveland, Ohio as the youngest of three children. His father was unable to work due to Parkinson’s, and his mother was a florist. Noll grew up near East 74th Street, a neighborhood with a large African American population. That helped Noll’s championship of providing African American opportunities in the NFL. Noll attended Benedictine High School, a private all-boys Catholic school in Cleveland. He played running back and tackle and earned All-State honors. As a freshman in college, Noll planned on playing at Notre Dame. Before the year started, Noll suffered an epileptic seizure, and coach Frank Leahy refused to risk playing Noll. Chuck rebounded at the University of Dayton, where he played as a lineman and a linebacker. He was a co-captain while at Dayton, and he graduated with a degree in secondary education.

Cleveland Brown

Noll was picked 239th overall in the 1953 NFL Draft to his hometown Cleveland Browns, where he played as a guard and linebacker. In his first season, the Browns lost to the Lions in the NFL Championship game. Noll was an undersized guard, but he was used to help send play calls to Otto Graham. Noll only made around $5000 a season, and he also worked as a substitute teacher at Holy Name High School in Parma Heights, Ohio. He also went to the Cleveland-Marshall School of Law, but chose against being a lawyer because he hated the confrontation and arguments that came with it. After losing his starting spot at guard to John Wooten, Noll retired as a player at the age of 27, and was almost immediately hired to be a defensive line coach for the Los Angeles Chargers in the AFL.

LA/San Diego Chargers & Colts

Chuck Noll is considered to be part of Sid Gillman’s coaching tree alongside the legendary Al David. In 1960, Noll was hired to be the defensive line coach for the Chargers, then moved up to be their defensive coordinator in 1962, a position he would hold until 1965. Sid Gillman remembered Noll as an offensive specialist, and someone who the players loved. In 1966, Noll went to the Baltimore Colts where he served alongside the legendary Don Shula as their defensive coordinator. Noll’s first trip to the Super Bowl was in Super Bowl III, where his Colts infamously lost to ‘Broadway’ Joe Namath, the most overrated quarterback to stumble his way into the Hall of Fame besides George Blanda.

The Steel Curtain

Noll was hired on January 27, 1969 to become the 14th head coach for the Pittsburgh Steelers, a job that Joe Paterno turned down. Art Rooney credited Shula for recommending Noll for the job, and at the time he was the youngest head coach in NFL History at the age of 36. Noll’s coaching style earned him the nickname Emperor Chaz by legendary radio announcer Myron Cope. He also implemented a defensive system that soon gave rise to the Steel Curtain, arguably the greatest defensive unit in NFL History. The secret to their success was unbelievably great drafting. His first pick in the Steel City, was a guy from North Texas by the name of Joe Greene, the anchor of the Steel Curtain and one of the greatest defensive players in the history of the game. However, the Steelers went 1-13 in his first year, and they had the top draft pick. He selected current FOX analyst and LA Tech standout Terry Bradshaw with the top pick. In the third round that year, the Steelers drafted Mel Blount, arguably the most violent DB in NFL History. After a couple more of mediocre seasons, the Steelers selected Penn State running back Franco Harris in 1972, and the Steelers went to the AFC Championship game, losing to the undefeated Dolphins. Also in the 1972 postseason, the Steelers’ legendary rivalry with the Oakland Raiders began thanks to the Immaculate Reception. In 1973, the Steelers lost to the Raiders in the divisional round. Then came what may be the greatest draft any team has had in a given year. With four of their first five draft picks, the Steelers drafted John Stallworth, Lynn Swann, Mike Webster, and Jack Lambert. All four of those men are in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. With this core in place, the Steelers went 10-3-1 and defeated the Minnesota Vikings 16-6 in Super Bowl IX. The next year, the Steelers went 12-2 and successfully repeated, winning Super Bowl X against Tom Landry’s Cowboys 21-17. In 1976, the Steelers boasted one of the strongest defensive performances ever, surrendering only 9.8 points per game and five shutouts. They lost to the Raiders in the AFC Championship game, robbing them of a potential three-peat. In 1978, the Steelers went back to the Super Bowl, defeating the Cowboys in a high scoring affair, 35-31. Noll won his fourth title the next year against the Vikings. Noll became the first, and one of two coaches to have won four Super Bowls. After a couple of years of not making the playoffs, the Steelers kicked off the eighties with playoff losses to the Chargers in the Wild Card, the Raiders in the divisional round, and Miami in the 84 AFC Championship. 1984 was the last time the Steelers won the division under Noll’s tenure as head coach, and they would make the playoffs in 1988, and they lost to the Broncos in the divisional round. After the 1990 season, Noll retired as the head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers. He had a coaching record of 193-148-1, and a 16-8 postseason record. To this day, Noll remains the only coach in NFL History to go 4-0 in the Super Bowl. 

Later Years

Noll would remain with the Steelers as the ceremonial Administrative Advisor,  but had no real role in the team operations, and he would serve that role until 2013. In 1993, Noll was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame alongside Bill Walsh, Larry Little, Walter Payton & Dan Fouts. He suffered from chronic back problems that limited his mobility, and he spent most of his time in Florida or his suburban home in Pittsburgh. On June 3, 2014, Chuck Noll passed away after struggling with Alzheimer’s and various other health problems.

Legacy

As I stated earlier, Chuck Noll is often overlooked when it comes to naming the greatest coaches, which is shocking considering the success he’s had in the 1970s. He is one of two coaches to have won four Super Bowl championships, and the only one to win four Super Bowls in a decade. I don’t know why it is that Noll doesn’t get the proper reverence he deserves. Maybe it’s because he was part of perhaps the greatest era of coaches in NFL History, with many Hall of Fame coaches during that time including Tom Landry, Bill Walsh, Joe Gibbs, Bill Parcells, Don Shula, Mike Ditka, and others. In the Steel City, Noll set a herculean standard for their coaches, as well as unbelievable job security. In fifty one years, the Steelers have only had three head coaches, Noll, Bill Cowher, and Mike Tomlin. Although those are three hall of fame coaches, Noll stands head and shoulders above the rest, owning a majority of Steelers coaching records including wins, championships, and playoff wins. Now I’ll pose you a couple of  questions: First, where does Noll stand among the all-time greats, and secondly, do you think he has the proper respect?

The Life & Legacy of John Madden

This week’s legend is one of the most revered coaches of all time, John Madden. Madden was also an outspoken commentator, calling NFL games for thirty years before retiring in 2008. The former Super Bowl Champion was one of the more entertaining characters of his time, and was the namesake for everyone’s favorite sports video game franchise that isn’t NBA 2K. Here’s a look at the life and legacy of John Madden.

Early Life & Playing Career

John Earl Madden was born on April 10, 1936 in Austin, Minnesota. His family moved to Daly City, California when John was young. He went to Catholic Parochial School at Our Lady of Perpetual Help, then Jefferson High School. After graduating in 1954, Madden went to Oregon on a scholarship. He studied pre-law and was redshirted after getting knee surgery. He then transferred out to the College of San Mateo. He went to Grays Harbor College for a year before finishing school at Cal Poly. He played as a tackle at Cal Poly, and was a catcher on the school’s baseball team. He graduated with a Bachelor’s of Science in Education, then got an MA in Education. He was drafted by the Philadelphia Eagles in the 21st round, 244th overall, but suffered another knee injury, ending his playing career before it started.

College Coaching

In 1960, Madden was an assistant coach at Allan Hancock College in Santa Maria, California. Fun fact, notable alumni from Allan Hancock College include Kathy Bates, Zac Efron and Robin WIlliams.  After a year, he was named the head coach, where he served for two seasons, earning a cumulative record of 12-6. He then went to San Diego State University, where he served as the team’s defensive coordinator for two years before getting hired by the Oakland Raiders. While at SDSU, he was part of the legendary Don Coryell’s coaching staff.

Oakland Raiders

In 1967, Madden was hired to the Oakland Raiders as a linebackers coach. Madden helped the Raiders make it to Super Bowl II. A year later, John Rauch resigned to take the coaching job in Buffalo, and John took his place at the age of 32. In his first season, the Raiders went 12-1-1 and lost to the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFL Championship game. After the AFL merged with the NFL, Madden’s Raiders went back to the AFC Championship game, losing to the Baltimore Colts. In 1971, Madden failed to make the playoffs despite having an 8-4-2 record. In 1972, Madden controversially lost in the divisional round against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Madden went back to the AFC Championship or the next three straight years, losing to the Dolphins and Steelers twice. In 1976, Madden exercised that Steel City demon in the AFC Championship, and beat the Minnesota Vikings in Super Bowl XI. In 1977, the Raiders lost to the Broncos in the AFC Title game, and in his final season, the Raiders went 9-7 and missed the playoffs. After that season, Madden retired from coaching. He never had a losing season as a coach, and his total 

Broadcasting Career and Madden NFL

Starting in 1979, John Madden began his coaching career on CBS. In 1981, he was paired with Pat Summerall, one of the most legendary duos in sports commentating. While at CBS, Madden and Summerall called five Super Bowls, and would call three more Super Bowls for FOX. While he was at CBS, John Madden teamed up with EA Sports to form John Madden Football, which released in 1988. He would be on the cover of the game until 1998 His final CBS broadcast was the NFC Championship game between the Dallas Cowboys and the San Francisco 49ers on January 23, 1994. He and Summerall went to FOX Sports in 1994, and would remain there until 2002. In 2002, he went to ABC Sports to commentate on Monday Night Football alongside the legendary Al Michaels. After a few years, Madden and Michaels went over to NBC. Madden became the first broadcaster to be on CBS, NBC, ABC, and FOX. In 2006, John Madden was inducted in a star-studded Pro Football Hall of Fame class alongside Troy Aikman, Reggie White, Warren Moon, Rayfield Wright, and Harry Carson. Madden also called the Super Bowl when he called Super Bowl XLIII. During the 2008 season, Madden was unable to travel to the Bucs-Seahawks game, breaking his 476 consecutive weekend streak. After Super Bowl XLIII, Madden announced his retirement from broadcasting. 

Legacy

John Madden’s legacy will live on forever through the ‘Madden NFL’ video game series, one of the most popular video game releases in any given year. He was on commentary for every game up until 2009, and was on the cover until 1998. Many people revere Madden for having the highest winning percentage among coaches with at least 100 wins, while also being legendary announcer. In the booth, Madden was all over the place, saying things like ‘Boom!, Doink!, and Bang!’ as well as drawing all over the screen with the telestrator, making every game Madden called entertaining, even if it was a blowout or a poor showing on both sides. One of the things that Madden is most famous for is giving the Nuclear Turkey that had eight legs to the winning team on Thanksgiving. He did that every year until 2002, when he went to ABC. Madden as an announcer won sixteen Emmy awards, more than any other announcer. John also wrote three best-selling books, Hey, wait a minute? I wrote a book, One Knee Equals Two Feet, and All-Madden. John Madden’s legacy in football is ironclad, and likely football broadcasts wouldn’t be as massive of a spectacle without Madden’s erraticism on the mic. Plus, I don’t think there could be anyone else to name EA Sports’ football juggernaut after. What do you guys think about John Madden? Let me know in the comments.

The Life & Legacy of Roger Staubach

There have been many great players to have worn the legendary star in Dallas. Michael Irvin, Deion Sanders, Troy Aikman, Emmett Smith, Bob Hayes, etc., but perhaps there hasn’t been a greater player during the Tom Landry Era than Roger Staubach. He was the living embodiment of the Cowboys during the America’s Team era, and was fittingly nicknamed Captain America. Even after decades since he last took a snap, Roger the Dodger is still a beloved icon in the hearts of the Dallas Cowboys faithful. Here’s a look back at the life & legacy of Captain Comeback, the Hail Mary originator, Roger Staubach.

Early Life, Collegiate Career & Military Service

Roger Thomas Staubach was born on February 5, 1942 in Cincinnati, Ohio and grew up in Silverton, a nearby suburb. He was a picture perfect All-American kid, being in the Boy Scouts and went to St. John’s Evangelical Catholic School. He graduated from Purcell High School (now called Purcell Marian High School) in 1960, the year the Dallas Cowboys were founded. After a year at the New Mexico Military Institute in Roswell, Roger went to the Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland and played as the Midshipmen’s quarterback. As a third-class Midshipman (or a sophomore), he got his first opportunity to play QB against Minnesota, going 0 for 2, and getting sacked twice in a 21-0 loss. Roger played relief the next week against Cornell, helping lead six touchdown drives, throwing for 99 yards and two scores, while running or 88 yards and another score. A few weeks later, Roger started in the famous Army-Navy game, scoring three total touchdowns in a 34-14 win. In his junior season, Roger won the heisman trophy, throwing for 1,702 yards, seven touchdowns, seven picks, along with 168 yards and nine touchdowns. Roger also won the Maxwell award & Walter Camp trophy while leading the Midshipmen to a 9-1 record and a ranking of #2 in the country. Earlier on in that season, Navy defeated their rivals Notre Dame. They wouldn’t beat Notre Dame again until 2007. Staubach was also on the cover of Time Magazine the week after the assassination of president John F. Kennedy. Navy lost to the #1 ranked Texas Longhorns to close out the season. In 1964, Navy had a bad season, finishing with a 3-6-1 record. Roger’s career totals at Navy are 313 of 494, 3,799 yards, 18 touchdowns, and 20 interceptions. On the ground, Roger had 357 carries, 635 yards and 18 touchdowns. He also had 1 catch for -16 yards. The Academy retired his #12 jersey, and he was inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame in 1981. Due to his color-blindness, Roger was sent to the Supply Corps while he was a junior. After his graduation, he was given the rank of Lieutenant. Declining an assignment in the U.S., Roger had a one year tour in Vietnam. He was a Supply Corps officer at the Chu Lai base, which was a secondary air base providing relief for the Da Nang Air Base until 1967.

Captain America

Roger Staubach was selected as a tenth round future pick by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1964 NFL Draft. He was also selected by the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFL Draft. In 1968, Roger was at Dallas Cowboys Training Camp, using up most of his annual military leave. He wouldn’t properly suit up for the Cowboys until 1969 due to his military service. He spent 1969 on the bench, only coming in on relief, throwing for 421 yards. In 1970, he stayed on the bench behind Craig Morton. That year, the Cowboys lost to the Baltimore Colts in Super Bowl V. He started three games, throwing for 582 yards, two touchdowns and eight interceptions. Although Craig Morton started the 1971 season as the starter, Roger took the job after a loss to the Saints. There was a famous game against the Chicago Bears, where Staubach and Morton were rotated after each play. He remained the starter for the rest of the year, throwing for 1,882 yards, 15 touchdowns, along with 343 yards and two scores on the ground. Roger led the Cowboys to their first Super Bowl win, in a 24-3 beatdown against the Miami Dolphins at Super Bowl VI, where he was named Super Bowl MVP. He missed most of the next season thanks to a separated shoulder, but would play in a couple of playoff games. In 1973, Roger threw for a league high 23 touchdowns. He continued to excel in Dallas, leading the Cowboys back to Super Bowl X in a losing effort against Chuck Noll’s Steelers. That season featured Roger’s famous Hail Mary pass against the Minnesota Vikings in the playoffs. As Dallas began to become ‘America’s Team,’ of course Roger Staubach earned one of his many nicknames, Captain America. In 1977, Roger led the Cowboys back to the Super Bowl, defeating the Denver Broncos and his former teammate Craig Morton. Roger led Dallas to the Super Bowl one last time in 1978, coming up short once again against the Steelers. In his final season, Roger had career highs in completions, yards, and  touchdowns. During the season, Roger suffered two concussions, and was warned by doctors that another one could have life altering consequences. He gave a tearful retirement address in 1980, and was succeeded at quarterback by Danny White. His final statistics are 1,685 of 2,958 attempts, 22,700 yards, 153 touchdowns, and 109 interceptions. He also had 410 carries, 2,263 yards, and 33 rushing touchdowns.

Later Years

In 1977, Roger started up a real estate business, the Staubach Company, which was a partner with Robert Holloway, Jr. His company became successful, and had major investors including Ross Perot. He would be the CEO of the multi-billion dollar company until he resigned in 2007. In 2008, the Staubach Company was sold to Jones Lang LaSalle for $613 Million. He was also briefly a commentator for NBC, and supported John McCain’s 2008 presidential election campaign. Fun fact: his daughter, Jennifer Staubach Gates won a City Council seat in 2013. Last November, Roger was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Legacy

Roger Staubach was part of the Pro Football Hall of Fame’s class of 1985 alongside Frank Gatski, Joe Namath, recently freed OJ Simpson, and former commissioner Pete Rozelle. Of the many great players who have worn the star on their helmets, Roger Staubach seems to be in a class of his own. When people think of the Tom Landry Era of Dallas Cowboys history, Roger throwing the hail mary, or dodging out defenders is what usually comes to mind. Romo may have more records and Aikman may have more rings, but even after almost forty years, Roger is still considered by many Cowboys fans to be the greatest quarterback in Cowboys history. Back in 2010, Roger was named the greatest Dallas Cowboy of all time in a poll from the Dallas Morning News. For the Cowboys fans I know, do y’all consider Roger Staubach to be the greatest signal caller in the long history of the Cowboys? Let me know in the comments.

The Life & Legacy of Dick Butkus

In honor of Halloween being tomorrow, this week’s legend has garnered the reputation to be one of the most feared players in the history of the NFL. Butkus was one of the meanest, and most respected players of all time, along with Joe Greene, Jack Lambert, Ray Lewis, and Lawrence Taylor. He was the heart and soul of the Chicago Bears defense during a time when the Bears were not very good at all. Although his career was cut short, his legacy still reverberates today when we see violent players in the league. Here’s a look back at the life & legacy of Dick Butkus

Early Life & Collegiate Career

Richard Marvin Butkus was born on December 9, 1942 in Chicago, Illinois. He was the youngest of eight, and he grew up in the Roseland neighborhood on the south side. His dad worked for the Pullman-Standard Railroad Company, and his mom worked 50 hours per week at a laundromat. He was a fan of the Chicago Cardinals and his older brother tried out for the team, but didn’t make the cut due to a bad knee. While in high school, Dick worked with his brothers as part of a moving company. He also played football at Vocational High School in Chicago as a punter, linebacker, fullback and kicker, excelling at fullback and linebacker. In his first year on the varsity team, Vocational surrendered only 55 points in eight games. He accepted a scholarship to the University of Illinois, the alma mater of such Chicago greats as Red Grange and George Halas. While he was a student at the U of I, he got married to Helen Essenburg. Butkus played center and linebacker, and was a huge part of the Illini’s Rose Bowl win against Washington in 1964, and was named the team’s MVP. According to the university, Butkus had 374 tackles in his three seasons, 97 in 1962, 145 in 1963, and 132 in 1964. Illinois later retired his #50 jersey, with the only other jersey retired at Illinois belonging to fellow Bears Hall of Famer Red Grange.

NFL’s Most Feared Player

The Chicago Bears selected Butkus with the third overall pick in the 1965 NFL Draft, and The Denver Broncos picked him with the ninth overall pick in the AFL Draft. The Bears also selected Hall of Fame running back Gale Sayers with the second of their three top 10 first round picks. The Bears offered Butkus less money, but they landed him because he wanted to play for his hometown team. As a rookie, Butkus replaced Hall of Fame linebacker Bill George, who went to the LA Rams. Butkus made an immediate impact as a rookie, with five picks and six recovered fumbles. He finished third in the rookie of the year voting, which was won by fellow teammate Gale Sayers. He was voted as a first team All-Pro and went to his first of eight straight pro bowls. The next season, Butkus was a second team All-Pro, and he would be an All-Pro for the rest of his career.  In that 1969 season, Butkus scored his first points, sacking Steelers quarterback Dick Shriner in the endzone for a safety. In that game, he had 25 tackles as the Bears recorded their only win of the season. In 1969 and 1970, Butkus was voted to be the NFL’s Defensive Player of the Year. in 1970, Butkus appeared on the cover of Sports Illustrated with the caption “The Most Feared Man in the Game,” and a panel of coaches also said that if they were starting a team from the ground up, they’d build it around Butkus. Before the 1971 season, Butkus underwent preventative surgery on his right knee. He had torn ligaments all the way back in high school, but kept playing anyway due to strong muscles. Butkus had 117 tackles that season along with four interceptions. One famous moment is against the Washington Redskins, where the Bears lined up for a PAT. after a botched snap, the kicker threw the ball to Butkus in the endzone for the game winning score. Butkus later said that it was his favorite play of his career. Despite having a ton of tackles, Butkus wasn’t named as an All-Pro that season. In 1972, there was some controversy after Butkus published Stop-Action, a memoir covering the last week of the 1971 season. The Bears lost the final five games and Butkus used this as an outlet to vent his frustrations. In particular, Butkus eviscerated the Detroit Lions. After the Lions beat the Bears in 1972, linebacker Mike Lucci told Butkus to shut up and play football. He had another productive year, and he was elected his final Pro Bowl. In the 1973 season, Butkus pounced on a fumble against the Houston Oilers for the only touchdown of his career. However, his season was cut short after nine games due to a lingering right knee injury. This injury forced him to retire in 1974 at the age of 31.

Later Years

Butkus’ retirement came with four years left on his contract, which would give him $115,000 per year until 1977 along with a no trade or no cut clause, and was payable if surgery was needed. The contract also included necessary hospital and medical care, which Butkus said that he was denied. This led to a lawsuit against the Chicago Bears’ team doctor, asking for $600,0000 in compensatory damages, and $1 Million in punitive damages. It was settled out of court when the Bears agreed to pay him his contract in full. This caused a rift between the Bears, Halas, and Butkus. They weren’t on speaking terms for five years. In 1979, Butkus was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame alongside Yale Lary, Ron Mix, and Johnny Unitas After his retirement, Butkus became an actor and did various endorsements. Some movies he was in include The Longest Yard, Superdome, Spontaneous Combustion, Gremlins 2: The New Batch, and Any Given Sunday. He endorsed Prestone, a brand of antifreeze as well as Miller Lite. In 1985, Dick Butkus made his return to Chicago as a color analyst. He teamed with Wayne Larrivee and former Cardinals QB Jim Hart. In 1988, he went to CBS’ NFL Today for a year. He was originally going to be the head coach of the XFL’s Chicago Enforcers, but was replaced by Ron Meyer. He also founded the Butkus Foundation, which has helped create the Dick Butkus Center for Cardiovascular Wellness. He served as the league’s director of competition and color commentator for regional broadcasts. In August 2001, Butkus underwent quintuple bypass surgery to remove blockages in his arteries. After the surgery, he co-authored the OC Cure for my Heart with Dr. Lawrence J. Santora, who performed the surgery. Butkus is still married to his wife, and they had three kids; Matt, Ryan, and Nikki. Matt played as a lineman at USC and helps his dad out with philanthropy.  His nephew Lucas is an assistant offensive line coach for the Green Bay Packers. Even today, he is still an avid fan of Chicago sports, and is an icon in the Second City.

Legacy

USA Today called Butkus the standard by which all other middle linebackers are measured.Butkus quickly gained a reputation as one of the league’s meanest, and most violent players of all time. He snarled at players before the snap, and even on one occasion, poked an opposing player in the eye. Another example of Butkus’ violence is a game against the Minnesota Vikings. Butkus intercepted Fran Tarkenton, and rather than get the touchdown, he ran him over. Rather than put up points, he would want to hurt the opposing player. Another one I thought was both funny and horrifying was back in 1969, a Lions player called Butkus overrated. Understandably mad at this, Butkus chased him out of bounds and into the stands at Wrigley Field. To put it lightly, he was a killing machine. The NFL Network named Butkus the tenth greatest player of all time, as well as the most feared tackler. In 1985, the Butkus award was created, which honored the best linebacker in college, high school, and the pros. Now that you know a little bit about Butkus, I’ll leave you with a question: Who do you think is the most feared player in NFL History? Let me know in the comments, and have a happy Halloween!

2019 NFL Week 7 Predictions

As it gets colder and colder outside, the football will only heat up from here. There are still a ton of question marks for many teams that are still trying to find their identities. There will be some entertaining games this week, along with the game that will determine the #1 overall pick. Here are my picks for this week’s games.

Last Week’s Score: 10-4

Overall Score:59-35

Here are a look at the teams that are on bye this week.

Carolina Panthers (4-2)

After an 0-2 start, the panthers have won four straight games with backup Kyle Allen at the helm, along with Christian McCaffrey making his claim to be the MVP running back since Adrian Peterson won the award back in 2012. I’m not sure when Cam Newton is going to come back, but right now it seems the guy right now is Kyle Allen. Maybe he could wind up taking Cam’s job if he continues to play well.

Cleveland Browns (2-4)

Browns fans have pressed the panic button so much that they broke it. Despite having arguably the most talented offense in the AFC, the Browns have been falling apart at the seams. They need to get their act together soon. They’re too good of a team for them to continue being the Factory of Sadness.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-4)

I have a question. How in the heck do you throw for 400 yards and five picks? That doesn’t make any sense, and the Bucs need to move on from Jameis. His turnovers are killing this team, and if they don’t do something about it soon, they’ll be quickly left in the gutter with Atlanta.

Pittsburgh Steelers (2-4)

After a slow start, the Steelers have rattled off back-to-back wins against mediocre AFC teams. Devlin Hodges didn’t play a great game, but all he needed to do was give the ball to James Connor, who looked unstoppable on Sunday Night. Steelers fans can hope that over the next week and a half or so, Mason Rudolph clears the concussion protocol and they continue their momentum.

Thursday Night Football: Kansas City Chiefs (4-2) @ Denver Broncos (2-4)

In the past two weeks, we’ve seen the formula as to how to defeat the Kansas City Chiefs: run the football, control the clock, and keep the ball out of the hands of the reigning MVP as much as possible. Denver knows how to do just that with their one-two punch of Phillip Lindsay and Royce Freeman. The Chiefs are coming into Denver on a short week, and a defense that surrenders more than 160 rushing yards per game. Even with all of that against them, I’m picking the Chiefs to get the W on Thursday Night Football.

Prediction: Chiefs

Miami Dolphins (0-5) @ Buffalo Bills (4-1)

The Dolphins #TankforTua campaign is still alive despite the Redskins trying to hand them the game. The Bills are going to crush Miami.

Prediction: Bills

Houston Texans (4-2) @ Indianapolis Colts (3-2) 

The Texans had a statement win last week against the Kansas City Chiefs in Arrowhead. The Texans are looking well as long as Watson doesn’t get sacked every play. Now they play the Colts on the road. They know how to control the football, and Jacoby Brissett is a reliable quarterback. However, the Texans have something the Chiefs don’t: a beast named JJ Watt. Watt will be the difference maker this game, and that’s why I’m picking the Houston Texans.

Prediction: Texans

Minnesota Vikings (4-2) @ Detroit Lions (2-2-1)

The Vikings must’ve heard Zach Brown’s comments, because Kirk Cousins and Stefon Diggs single handedly destroyed the Eagles, and got revenge for the 2017 NFC Championship game. The Lions know kept it close against the Packers, but thanks to the refs they lost. Even so, they still suck because they’re the Lions. I’m going with the Vikings.

Prediction: Vikings

Los Angeles Rams (3-3) @ Atlanta Falcons (1-5)

The LA Rams, who have lost their third straight game last week to the Niners, made one of the blockbuster trades of the season. The Rams traded away Marcus Peters to the Ravens so they could land arguably the beat corner in the game in Jalen Ramsey. They traded a first round pick from 2020, a first rounder in 2021, and a fourth round pick in 2021. The Falcons, goodness. They’re actively punting the season away and for what? Who are they gonna take with this potential high draft pick they’re gonna get? Another lineman? Maybe they’ll wisen up, take a defensive player and fire Dan Quinn. I’m taking the Rams.

Prediction: Rams

Jacksonville Jaguars (2-4) @ Cincinnati Bengals (0-6)

The Bengals are currently #HurtinforHerbert, so I’m taking the Jags, even after they traded their best player to the LA Rams.

Prediction: Jaguars

San Francisco 49ers (5-0) Washington Redskins (1-5)

The Redskins have screwed up trying to nab Tua, but I think they’re still #AllInforJalen. The Niners are going to easily win this game. Maybe Jimmy G gets pulled at halftime after a 300 yard performance.

Prediction: Niners in a blowout

Oakland Raiders (3-2) @ Green Bay Packers (5-1)

The Raiders are coming off their bye week for a very tough road test to take on the Green Bay Packers, fresh off of barely beating the Detroit Lions on Monday Night Football. The Packers look real this season, thanks to A-Rod being A-Rod and an improved Packers defense. Although the Raiders are having a good start, I’m going with the Pack at home.

Prediction: Packers

Arizona Cardinals (2-3-1) @ New York Giants (2-4)

The first rookie vs rookie matchup this season features the top two quarterbacks taken this year in Kyler Murray & Daniel Jones. The Cardinals have won their second straight game in a shootout against the horrendously bad Atlanta Falcons. The New York Football Giants were utterly humiliated against the reigning, defending, undisputed Super Bowl Champion Patriots. Jones threw three picks in that game, but I expect the G-Men to bounce back and pick up the win against Arizona.

Prediction: Giants

Los Angeles Chargers (3-3) @ Tennessee Titans (2-4)

What the heck happened LA? You guys get smacked in the mouth by a team with its third string quarterback. Yes, they may have had a comeback in the second half, but the Steelers & James Connor dominated the whole game. The Titans have finally had enough of the mediocrity of Marcus Mariota and have decided to start an equally mediocre quarterback in Ryan Tannehill. Since it looks like the Titans are gonna try to tank for Jake Fromm or Joe Burrow, so I’m taking the Chargers.

Prediction: Chargers

New Orleans Saints (5-1) @ Chicago Bears (3-2)

Here is what many people are thinking could be this year’s NFC Championship, the Saints go on the road to Chicago to take on the transcendent Khalil Mack and the Bears. Mitch Trubisky’s health status is still up in the air, but he should be feeling better after getting almost two weeks to rest his shoulder. If Mitch isn’t healthy, then Chase Daniel will continue to start. Regardless of who is under center, the Saints have a  tough defense. This game will be low scoring, and a true defensive battle. I’m going to go out on a limb and pick the Chicago Bears to get a statement win at Soldier Field.

Prediction: Bears

Baltimore Ravens (4-2) @ Seattle Seahawks (5-1)

The Seahawks are playing really well, and that’s including a shootout win against the Cleveland Browns. The Ravens may not have put up as many points as they should have, but Lamar Jackson was a one man wrecking crew last week, throwing for  236 yards and running for 152 yards, the first quarterback to do so since Colin Kaepernick did in the 2012 playoffs. I think that this is going to be a rough, run heavy game with not a whole lot of points being put up. I’m going with Seattle to win in a close contest. Maybe by between 3-10 points.

Prediction: Seahawks

Sunday Night Football: Philadelphia Eagles (3-3) @ Dallas Cowboys (3-3)

What the heck, Dallas? You guys were supposed to win a freebie against the Jets, who prior to last week have scored five total touchdowns. Instead, you guys made Sam Darnold look like a beast and exposed the supposedly good defense. The Cowboys have lost three straight games, and now host the Philadelphia Eagles, who were obliterated by the Minnesota Vikings and Stefon Diggs with first place in the NFC East on the line. This is going to be a hard hitting game, because Eagles-Cowboys games always are. Coach Doug Pederson guaranteed a win in Dallas, and I’m going with Doug Pederson’s claim.

Prediction: Eagles

Monday Night Football: New England Patriots (5-0) @ New York Jets (1-4)

Although the Jets have finally gotten their first win of the season, It’s time for their biannual  tradition of getting absolutely eviscerated by the Patriots. Nothing more to say here.

Prediction: Patriots

 

2019 NFL Week 6 Predictions

As it gets colder and colder outside, the football will only heat up from here. There are still a ton of question marks for many teams that are still trying to find their identities. There will be some entertaining games this week, along with the game that will determine the #1 overall pick. Here are my picks for this week’s games.

Last Week’s Score: 10-6

Overall Score: 49-31

Here are a look at the teams that are on bye this week.

Buffalo Bills (4-1)

The Bills are looking pretty nice going into the bye week thanks to a strong defense and running game. Usually, the Patriots are already running away with the AFC East, but the Bills are hanging in there. If they keep this up, then this’ll be an interesting AFC East going forward.

Indianapolis Colts (3-2)

Wow. The Colts not only upset the Chiefs, but they upset the Chiefs in Arrowhead on national television. They exposed the Chiefs’ still bad defense, running the ball 45 times and keeping the ball out of the reigning MVP’s hands. They’re playing well, and I’m interested to see if they can continue to play well.

Chicago Bears (3-2)

The Chicago Bears continue to be off to a hot start, and are looking like the most dominant team in the AFC North. Their defense is having the same statistical dominance of the legendary ‘85 Bears, led by Khalil Mack, Eddie Jackson, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, and Danny Trevathan. Mitchell Trubisky’s shoulder issues hamper the Bears’ offense by quite a bit, but as long as Chase Daniel doesn’t screw things up and occasionally scores points, then Chicago will be just fine. Yes, they lost to the Raiders, but they’ll be okay. It ain’t the end of the world.

Oakland Raiders (3-2)

The Raiders continue screwing up their #TankforTua campaign by winning games. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe they believe in Derek Carr and that they’re actually trying to be a good football team. Nah, they’re going to continue to suck. Enjoy the tank and move to Vegas. Now, let’s get into these predictions, shall we?

Thursday Night Football: New York Giants (2-3) @ New England Patriots (5-0)

The Patriots are fresh off their bye week to take on the New York Football Giants at home. Danny Dimes had his first loss as a starter last week against a good Vikings team. However, The defending Super Bowl Champions are in a league of their own. As well as Jones has played in the past few weeks, they’re going to get crushed by the Pats. Also, Tom Brady is about to pass Peyton Manning on the all-time passing yards list into second all-time. So, good for you Tom.

Prediction: Patriots

NFL London Game: Carolina Panthers (3-2) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-3)

Thanks Mike Evans for not getting any catches, you cost me in fantasy last week. The Bucs were brought back down to earth last week against the Saints, losing by 7 in the SuperDome. Meanwhile, Christian McCaffrey single handedly carried the Panthers to a win, as well as many other fantasy owners. Seriously, the dude is having an MVP like season right now, and is the heart and soul of the offense. Here’s a fun fact for y’all: in the past two weeks, the Bucs have given up 71 points. They need to learn how to play defense sooner or later, except or Shaquil Barrett. The dude has 9 sacks in 4 games, it’s friggin ridiculous.  I’m going to go with the Panthers to get an easy win in Jolly Old London.

Prediction: Panthers

Seattle Seahawks (4-1) @ Cleveland Browns (2-3)

I’d say now is the time to hit the panic button in Cleveland. I don’t understand how a team with that loaded of an offense, gets the crap knocked out of them on primetime TV. It’s completely ridiculous, and maybe it’s time to think that Freddie Kitchens wasn’t the right guy to be the head coach. Before then, his highest position was a running backs coach and interim offensive coordinator. Say what you want about Gregg Willimas, but at least he had previous head coaching experience. Seattle had another highly contested win against the LA Rams, remaining on top of a very competitive NFC West. I really want to pick Cleveland, I believe in the Browns and Baker Mayfield. However, I’m picking the Seahawks.

Prediction: Seahawks

Houston Texans (3-2) @ Kansas City Chiefs (4-1)

Deshaun Watson had his best game as a pro yet, throwing for 426 yards and five touchdowns. Hey, Texans. Do y’all see what happens if Watson doesn’t get smacked every single play? Maybe it’s time to actually invest in an offensive line. I hear Trent Williams is available. The Colts showed us all how to beat the Kansas City Chiefs without putting up a million points. Pound the rock and keep the ball away from Pat Mahomes. I think this game could be a potential game of the year, with Pat Mahomes & Deshaun Watson lighting up the scoreboard. I’m picking the Chiefs to get the W since the game’s in Arrowhead.

Prediction: Chiefs in a thriller

New Orleans Saints (4-1) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (2-3)

In a battle of backups who will eventually be starters. The Saints go on the road to Jacksonville. Teddy Bridgewater had one of the best games of his career last week, throwing for more than 300 yards and four touchdowns against the Buccaneers. The Jags, basically gave Christian McCaffrey an ‘MVP Statement’ game, with 237 total yards and three touchdowns. As much as I like the cult phenomenon that is Gardner Minshew, I’m going with New Orleans.

Prediction: Saints

Washington Redskins (0-5) @ Miami Dolphins (0-4)

Here is the toilet bowl to end all toilet bowls. Two sentient pieces of garbáge trying to pass themselves off as a football team are facing off. It looks like both of these teams are tanking, but they aren’t. Here’s the key difference between the Dolphins and Redskins. The Dolphins know they’re tanking. They put up a fight, but they know they’re tanking. They have a lot of draft picks, and have some optimism for the future. The Redskins on the other hand, aren’t supposed to be tanking. This was a team that improved defensively and are showing massive amounts of ineptitude thanks to bad coaching decisions, injuries, and gratuitous amounts of penalties. They don’t have a future. They have a first round quarterback who the coaches don’t believe in, and a front office so inept that I can do a better job, and my only experience is Madden. They may have finally fired Jay Gruden, but everyone else needs to be fired. But as long as Snyder owns the team and Bruce Allen is the president, they will continue to be so bad that they’d lose by 60 to a Pop Warner football team fumbling around in the dark looking for a lightswitch. God has abandoned this team and will continue to abandon them for the rest of time, and nothing would make me happier than an 0-16 season.

Prediction: Dolphins by 30+

Cincinnati Bengals (0-5) @ Baltimore Ravens (3-2)

I guess the Bengals are doing a #TankforHerbert campaign. Welp, nothing more to say here.

Prediction: Ravens

Philadelphia Eagles (3-2) @ Minnesota Vikings (3-2)

The Vikings finally got the passing game going last week, with Cousins throwing for 300 yards for the first time this season. Honestly, I don’t know if it’s because of Kirk Cousins sucking, The Vikings coaching mistakes, or both. But now they’re playing a team that’s coming off of a dominant win against the New York Jets. I think that this will be a very run heavy game, because Doug Pederson and Mike Zimmer like to run the ball. I’m picking the Vikings to win thanks to a much better run game and the occasional shenanigans from Adam Theilen & Stefon Diggs.

Prediction: Vikings 

Atlanta Falcons (1-4) @ Arizona Cardinals (1-3-1)

The Cardinals got their first win last week against the Cincinnati Bungles. That’s like Alabama beating an FCS team, nobody cares. And Atlanta, fire Dan Quinn. Y’all can keep him as a defensive coordinator, but he isn’t a viable head coach anymore. If the Skins fired Gruden, y’all can fire Quinn. I’m picking the Falcons to snap their three game losing streak against the Cardinals. I expect a big game from Julio Jones.

Prediction: Cardinals

San Francisco 49ers (4-0) @ Los Angeles Rams (3-2)

This is the first time the Niners have started 4-0 since 1990. For reference, that year they won the Super Bowl. However, this is the first team that they will play that has a winning record. The Rams may be coming off of back to back losses, they are still one of the most dangerous teams in the conference. This is going to be a very good game, with both teams having a good offensive showcase, and their generational defensive linemen making their presence known. I’m going with the Niners to stay on top of the NFC West, but I this is going to go down to the wire.

Prediction: Niners

Tennessee Titans (2-3) @ Denver Broncos (2-3)

The Broncos have their first of probably 3-4 wins this season. Hooray! I’m also legit surprised that Joe Flacco has lasted this long. I figured he’d have gotten benched for Drew Lock by now. They get to play a fellow team that’s festering in mediocrity, the Tennessee Titans. They were humiliated by the Bills at home, only putting up 7 points. I’m picking the Broncos to win in a stinker of a game.

Prediction: Broncos

Dallas Cowboys (3-2) @ New York Jets (0-4)

After playing three tune-up games, everyone’s favorite team to bandwagon has lost two straight games to the Saints and Packers. Don’t give up your Super Bowl dreams yet, you get to play another one of the NFL’s jobber teams, the New York Jets! Enjoy freebie #4.

Prediction: Cowboys in a blowout

Sunday Night Football: Pittsburgh Steelers (1-3) @ Los Angeles Chargers (2-3)

Before I get into this, prayers for Mason Rudolph because he was almost murdered by Earl Thomas last week. At time of writing, he’s still in concussion protocol. If that’s the case, the Steelers’ options at QB are either Devlin Hodges, or Paxton Lynch. Good god, the Steelers are screwed. Even though the Chargers lost to the Broncos last week, they’ll cruise by the Steelers.

Prediction: Chargers

Monday Night Football: Detroit Lions (2-1-1) @ Green Bay Packers (4-1)

The Green Bay Packers have beaten the Dallas Cowboys thanks Aaron Jones, not Aaron Rodgers. Jones had all four of the Packers’ touchdowns. The Detroit Lions are coming off their bye week, and honestly it’s looking like yet another mediocre season for the Detroit Lions. I’m picking the Packers to get an easy win on Monday Night Football.

Prediction: Packers